By Seth MacFarlane
From the author of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.
Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is uninterested with the cruel lifetime of the yank frontier, the place it kind of feels every little thing and something can kill you: Duels at excessive midday. Barroom brawls. toxic snakes. Cholera-infected ingesting water. Tumbleweed abrasion. whatever referred to as “toe-foot.” Even a visit to the outhouse. convinced, there are one million how you can die within the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to prevent all of them. a few humans imagine that makes him a coward. Albert calls it logic. but if his female friend dumps him for the main unbearable man on the town, Albert comes to a decision to struggle back—even notwithstanding he can’t shoot, experience, or throw a punch. thankfully, he groups up with a gorgeous gunslinger who’s difficult sufficient for the either one of them. Unfortunately, she’s married to the largest, meanest, so much jealous badass at the frontier. seems Albert has simply stumbled on one million and one how you can die within the West.